alternate universe where i went to RISD

did u know my readers, my friends, that i didnt go to RISD (Rhde Island School ov Design) bcoz i emailed former comedian, current "life guru," and notorious pedophile Sam Hyde asking if i should go, bcoz he went there??? 

i emailed him saying i loved his work and ryan trecartin n they both went to risd but i wanted honest thoughts abt whether or not it was worth it. in response:

this email i received, less than a sentence long, probably took 20 seconds to write, ended up shaping the next 4 years of my life until now. god am i stupid. now of cours i dont know if id be better off if i went to RISD, but im sure id at least be happier if i wasnt about to graduate from this fucking clown school im at rn.

but anyway, ive thought abt it a lot and i wanna propose an alternate universe where i didnt heed hydes advise and i DID end up going to rhode island school of design...

RISD ALEX

risd alex is like me but a lot cooler, she wears undercoverism and acne jeans and balenciaaga, she listsns to cool shit like deep aphex twin cuts, autechre mixes, happy hardcore

risd alex has no contempt 4 tha "film bro" bcoz she doesnt even know who the "film bro" is. 

"benny safdie? is that like a woody allen character??" - risd alex, one ov her famous quotes

risd alex has not seen a movie longer than 45 minutes in 3 years but has made 36 short films in that span of time. shes working with digimodernism, digital overlay, digital in-fram collage, extreme kuleshov manipulation juxting, 3d wireframe dimension hopping, painting on film, scratching on film, painting on film more, painting on film with nail polish. shes exploring the potentialities of film right now and shes actually getting paid to do it. in thid universe where i went to risd trump actually won again but he ran as sort if a dirtbag left socialist and now hes personally sending risd alexchecks in the mail to make post ironic deviantart vr exploration soundscapes. 

risd alex has never read a script in her life and instead paints on film like a lot a lot of painting on film. she cant get enuf of painting on film. do her films make anyone feel anything??? thats subjective man i cant answet that. if i had to guess, no, but thats just me being realistic their not very good

risd alex gets mad pussy and dick too just cinstantly getting primo pole and hole bc shes kimd of like an art genius mixed with a pick up ARTIST u see what i mean and once made a "straight" guy give her 250 dollars for getting cum on her rick owens dunks

risd alex is very srs about her work but isnt afraid to let loose sometime and do ketamine. if i went to risd id be addicted to ketamine probably id also have like a lower iq somehow im very gullible and stupid in general and I feel like in that environment id really get lured into some horrible shit.