God, please give me a girlfriend who looks just like the black doomer wojak. God, I know that I'm just a soyish-cringe-iPad baby-greasy haired-manlet-incel-loco ass white boy but please let a black doomer wojak queen see right through that. Let her see right through my redbubble Evangelion t-shirt. Ler her vision pierce my skull and let her perception enter my brain and let her conscious mind see that I have the potential to become a natty-chady-anti-coomer-mind warrior. And God, if you're still listening, make her just a little quirked up. More esoteric than quirked up actually. Actually God, I changed my mind. Instead of the black doomer wojak can I get the black trad wojak.
God, please make me bigger on twitter. Please let one of the Chapo hosts retweet me. Actually, let Felix retweet me. God, please let me get invited onto podcasts. Let me riff for an hour with the based gay dudes on Seeking Derangements. God, let a selfie of mine get posted on /r/redscarepod and let there at least be a 50/50 split on whether or not they think I'm a one on the binary. God, at the very least let Kantbot make fun of one of my tweets in a paywalled ep.
God, please let me make money without working. Please let me feel full without eating. Let my thirst be quenched without water. God, please let me join the art world. God, please explain to me what Dimes Square is. Please let me know you better when you're not around. Let me beat my sword into a plowshare. Let GME have a second wind. Free the captives and please God let people think that I'm interesting based on my letterboxd posts.
Signed
your little man
ill have what hes having!!!
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