- Dressing up like a boy and touching yourself in the mirror
- Dressing up like you did in 2019 and touching yourself in the mirror
- Dressing up like a guy dressing up like Travis Bickle and touching yourself in the mirror
- Touching yourself to pictures of pretty boys in your copy of Scene Inbetween you got for Christmas in 2016 and crying
- Explaining over the phone how one might think that T-Rex officially went electric with the release of “Ride A White Swan,” who’s label had dropped the “-yrannosaurus” and the addition of Mickey Finn but actually if you look back to the year before there was the release of King of the Rumbling Spires / Do You Remember which showed Bolan and Took and Visconti pretty much inventing glam rock in July 1969(!), the T-Rex of Electric Warrior pretty much fully formed, but also this distinction not being as meaningful as people make it out to be, more just a difference of presentation, to Bolan’s cosmic pop wisdom, these are all the same thing, these are all the same song while she imagines you rubbing the tip of her penis with your thumb
- Pretending to be a dog
- Getting off to concepts more than anything
- She lets you talk about cycles of aesthetic reappraisals and how some come on time and some are delayed as you are dressed up like a boy and touching yourself in the mirror
- Explaining maybe too much about your personal life to strangers because you think the context will deepen their enjoyment of your last record while you are dressed up like a boy and touching yourself in the mirror
- Piss
"wow, there’s so many possibilities for people like us! my faith in the indomitable human spirit is restored." - you
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