i hate my idiot son (a poem)

i hate my idiot son

hes sort of skinny but not really like hes got a weird fucked up body

he likes to listen to lil wayne and kanye west and t rex mark bolan and black eyed peas

he used to dope shit like Missing Persons and Ultravox and The Fixx Red Skies At Night where did my son go

he thinks hes a girl (lol) but thats just a phaz0r

my son is like kevin barnes

im a dad who knows who of montreal is and i sincerely believe my son is like kevin barnes, kevin barnes who is a straight "cis" mAN

im a dad who listens to of montreal and the unicorns and the apples in stereo and dan deacon and i wear fflaming lips t shirts to help my girl son move into his new apartmnt in allston where he lives with his gay friends and watch faggy japanese movies and makes postrockelectroclashwave bullshit whatever happened to music like this??

my son makes really stupid rock and roll where he pretends to be gay but its not cool like when kevin barns (straight) does it fuvk i spilled voodoo ranger on my alternative tentacles tshirt remember im like a cool millenial dad who likes like elephant six bands or some shit but for some reason i really care abt new romantic/synthpop?? this bit isnt really holding togetherr i just hate my fucking idiot girl son